Wednesday, July 17, 2013

[Jas] Summer Anime Preview


[JT's note:  Holyyyyyy crap.  Jas is back and with a vengeance apparently.   There are so many previews here that I am NOT going to go through and edit, so you are getting the raw draft of what Jas sent me.  You've been warned!]


Summer Anime Preview!

Okay! Let’s get back on track! (After really messing up the last season of new animes! Oops! Or maybe that way worked better? I don’t know) Anyways, I have a massive spider bite on my elbow, classes for my second degree started, and I am already ready for fall to start. Maybe these new animes will offer some much needed relief and relaxation! Hopefully.

My rating scale: 
Love it!    ()
Like it!  ()
It’s all right.  (・_・)
Ehhhh. ( ̄~ ̄;
Doubt it.   ( ;)
No way. ( _ )


"I can't die without reading that book!" 
Inu to Hasami wa Tsukaiyou: Guy turned into a dog by a dominatrix with scissors? This bro buys books just like I do! Holy god, DREAM APARTMENT!!! That’s basically how I am going to live. WHOA WHAT JUST HAPPENED/\??!?!?! LOL THAT WILL BE MY DYING SHOUT AS WELL I’M SURE!!! Well now, that was interesting indeed. Though, too bad he isn’t a cat, then I’d be more enticed. This is so confusing. Well….this ending song…..I don’t even. This is going to be a……weird…….series. I think.

Am I going to watch it? (・_・) I seriously have no idea about this right now, like…I want to see where the hell it’s going, since it showed characters that haven’t been introduced, and I am so baffled as to how that bro became a dog and what this chick’s deal is and just….things.


SO CUTE! TOO CUTE EVEN!!
Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi: Adorable little girl and smoking hot street youth. I really like the premise of this one, very interesting indeed. God has forsaken the Earth since heaven and hell are too overcrowded, so now the dead won’t actually die. But, they aren’t like your average zombies, since they don’t eat people or anything like that. God created people called Gravekeepers before he left, that, well, bury people. The only way to put people to rest is to have them buried by a Gravekeeper. Well now, this boy is a bit of a dick…and…well…..nooowwwwww. Okay. I didn’t see that coming.

Am I going to watch it? () I like how the first episode ended, almost in a manner that now I HAVE to watch the second episode to figure out what just happened. I like the characters so far, and I think the story will be interesting as well. I’m curious as to how this will develop, there is no obvious plot line at the moment.

Gifuu Doudou!: Kanetsugu to Keiji: The end of the Sengoku period, drunken man party time! Bro with an axe, what even? And what is that lump on that one guy’s head? It looks super creepy. WHY ARE THESE GUYS SO MUCH BEEFIER THAN THE OTHER GUYS?!?! AND LIKE 8 FEET TALL IN COMPARISON??!??!!? What is going on here? OMG THAT HAIR FROM THE PAST! Now I know why the one guy is bald, probably couldn’t stand brushing that shit every morning, I know that feel bro. Sadly…I would not look good bald. I CAN NOT THE MANLY-NESS OF THIS ANIME!!

Am I going to watch it? ( ;) Uhmmmm no. I don’t think this one is up my alley at all.

Senyuu 2: I didn’t watch the first season of this, I decided not to. So, I doubt I’m going to watch this season. It already looks totally redic, and I have no idea what is going on at all.  Rudolf looks like the old man from FMA that was with Ling. There is also a talking cat.

Am I going to watch it? ( ;) Nope.

Mirai Nikki Redial: I fucking loved Mirai Nikki, Yuno is my fav. She’s so insane crazy bad ass wonderful. So this makes me curious, the anime ended concretely. Ah, I see. This is a 1 episode OVA that was bundled with the new manga (also called Mirai Nikki Redial) Deva Vu! Yuno seems different in this OVA. Everyone is so different! Agh! I want to read the new manga!! I really hope that this comes out as a full series eventually! That would be so cool! Yeah? 

Watched it! OVA (not a series)! ()

LOOK HOW MANY THERE ARE!!!!!
Brothers Conflict: Reverse harem with...siblings? 11 siblings?! Dear god. ONE IS A CROSSDRESSER??! THERE ARE TOO MANY!!! Oh god. The squirrel thing talks to her. I was not expecting that one at all. Can these guys hear him too? No? I’m so confused? Identical twins that have totally different hair styles. GOD THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY OF THEM TO KEEP STRAIGHT!  WHY SO MANY!??? DEAR GOD!!! I SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!! I SHIIIPPPPP IITTTTTTT!!!!!! OH GOD THEY DANCE AND SING IN THE ENDING SONG SCREAMINNNGG!!

Will I watch it? () MY DIGNITY SAYS I SHOULD NOT BUT SOMETHING ELSE SAYS I SHOULD!

Free!: I don’t even think I can talk about this one. Instead I will show you the texts I sent/received from Sarah when I started watching this one. It’s the only way to get my feelings across properly.
Me: IMWATCHING SWIMMING ANIME NOW MY KOKKORO IS toO OLD TO HANDLE SO MUCH EXCITEMENT IN ONE SHORT DAY!
Sarah: DON’T DIE! I CAN’T GO ON WITHOUT YOU!
Me: AUGH IT BURNS! GO ON WITHOUT MEEEEE!!!! THE MEN!! NEARLY NAKED MEN! DOKI DOKI
Sarah:             OH GOD DON’T TEMPT MEEEE. I MIGHT JUST JUMP INTO THE FIREY PITS OF THE SIMMING ANIME WITH YOU.
Me: OH THE BOYS! HE JUST PULLEF HIM OUT OG THE BATHTUB IN HIS SPEEEEDDFFOOOOOOO THINNNGG SSAAARRRAAAHHHHHHHHH DOKI MOTHERFUCKING DOKI
Sarah:             NNNUUUUUU STTTTAAAAHHHPPPP I CAN’T REJECT THE PROSPECT OF BISHIES IN TIGHT LITTLE SWIMSUITS
Me: SHOTA BOY ALERT! SHOTA BOY ALERTTT! WEEEEEEWOOOPPPOOOOO WWEEEEEWWWWOOOOOOOOO
Sarah: OHHH GAWWDDDD MY WEAKNESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS COMMENTARY!

Will I watch it? () YES I WILL INDEED!

Kitakubu Katsudou Kiroku: Seals? WHOA! HAIR CURL! Why is she the only one with that outrageous hair curl? Well, regardless, high school life anime about a group of girls. First episode, picking a club to join!  The Going Home club, which isn’t supposed to be a club, but IT IS! All the members are a bit crazy! Comedy slice of life about the Going Home Club, I’m assuming. The girls are all pretty adorable though…and one does like fighting bears. Which reminds me of something…..Wait now whoa. Bear Kings? What is this show?!

Will I watch it? (・_・) Though it appears cute and funny, I just don’t really feel like I can get into it.

Tamayura: More Aggressive: The third season of the anime Tamayura. It’s basically a slice of life anime about a girl who likes to take pictures and her group of friends. Very quaint and humble, nothing outrageous on the action or comedy side.

Will I watch it?  ( ̄~ ̄;It never really held my interest, I kept drifting over to my other window with Tumblr on it. Granted, I also just randomly watched the first episode of the third season without seeing any of the other seasons, so maybe I’m just confused.

Servant x Service: This looks like an anime about working in an office. That reminds of when I used to play around at my dad’s office. Oh my, suddenly I am tempted to re watch the Office on Netflix. Oh dear. SO ENTUIASTIC!!! LOL WHAT?! REVENGE?!? This is pretty silly! Kinda cute and funny! The characters are all unique as well. I wasn’t expecting all that much from this, and I’m still not really, but it might be entertaining to watch. Depends of how it evolves I suppose.

Will I watch it? () I’m not sure. Maybe? I’m going to be very non-committal to this one. I can’t see it really growing much in terms of a plot, but it still may be fun to watch.

Rozen Maiden (2013): CONFESSION TIMES! I’ve never watched Rozen Maiden. I know what it’s about (vaguely) but I’ve never really sat down and watched it. Let’s start! Mildly creepy rabbit thing with a letter. Look at all those lolitas! Kawaii! Moe! A tad bit creepy.  Little talking doll, that is super sassy. Little princess Shinku!  It seems interesting indeed.
Will I watch it? () I’m not sure. I like the little girls, and it seems interesting. The fight/action scenes didn’t seem very intense though. I guess I will have to see how it goes as I watch more episodes. People have told me to watch it before…so I should try!

Dangan Ronpa – The Animation: I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS BABEH TO COME INTO MY LIFE! I’ve the translations of the game, watched everything, and gushed over fan art. I’m SO EXCITED to see it all animated! I hope it lives up to the game!  The animation is really close to the animation/style of the game itself. So far it’s following the story line and I’m excited to see how well it follows along with the game! I can’t wait!

Will I watch it? () SO EXCITE FOR MY DINGLE ROMPS! EXCITE I SAY! I’m curies as to how they are going to animate certain parts from the game!

More cute little girls with guns XD
Stella Jogakuin Koutou-ka C3-bu: Stella Girl’s Academy looks like a Disney princess castle man!! So pink, so elaborate! There is a waterfall by the front steps bro. The school uniforms better be ball gowns with this scenery!! The lead girl seems supper shy. WHOA WHAT?! ANOTHER ANIME ABOUT ADORABLE GIRLS IN WHAT YOU WOULDN’T THINK WAS BA MILITARY SCHOOL WIELDING GUNS?!!!?? Yes. THAT’S WHAT THIS IS!!!  Or is just this club a war fanatic club??  Oh my, I want to play war games!! SO INTENSE!!

Will I watch it? (・_・) I’m not sure, while I personally would like to play war games/mock battles, I’m not sure if I want to watch an anime about it. It might be a little too much for me, though we will see.

Senki Zesshou Symphogear G: THIS IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING OPENING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?! Okay, so anyways, this is the second season of Senki Zesshou Symphogear. I started watching the first season, but for some reason stopped hallway through and never finished it. I like the animation. It’s quite intense. Maybe I should re-watch/finish the first season.

Will I watch it? (・_・) It’s up in the air, it did make me want to re-watch the first season though and actually finish it, too see if it’s good or not.

LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!
Love Lab: Before I even watch this, I’m going to guess it’s about science-y love? Let’s see how right I am. I am so far off the mark. OOPS! It’s actually about two adorable girls! One is the student council president and is trying to learn about love! The other is the school’s “bad girl” / “wild child” (though not too wild at all) who lies and says she is experienced. I hope this ends up Yuri…THEY ARE SO CUTE! AUGH! I JUST WANT TO SQUEEZE THEMMMM!!!

Will I watch it? () YES! I actually already want to cosplay one of the main girls, they are just too adorable to pass up! I seriously don’t need any more cosplay plans….BUT TOO CUTE TO RESIST!!! I can’t wait to see how everything unfolds in this one!

Genei wo Kakeru Taiyou: Adorable!! Super big moe anime eyes and loli-like gitls!! Magical girls as well with a darker twist (I think). I was right about the dark twist indeed. The main girl reads tarot cards as an apprentice at a shop. She must have some dark power kind of thing that comes from the tarot cards ands gives her power when she needs it. FIRREEE! Girl you stupid!!!! WHOA THAT MUST BE SO PAINFUL WOULDN”T YOU BURN TO DEATH! Other magical girls have arrived!

Will I watch it? (・_・) I can’t tell either way how I feel about this one. The magical girls are cute, and I like the dark twist they have on it, but I’m still not sure how it’s going to end up. There doesn’t seem to be a set story line it’s working towards yet.

YOU ARE MY ANGEL I LOVE YOU!!!!
Monogatari Series: Second Season: YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE I AM AN EXCITED LITTLE KITTEN ABOUT THIS SERIES! ALL THE MONOGATARI SERIES ARE MY ALL TIME FAVORITES AND I LOVE THEM TO DEATH! WANT TO COSPLAY ALL THE GIRLS! ALL OF THEM! ALL OF THEM! I LOVE THE STORY LINES AND THE CHARACTERS ARE ALL AMAZING! I RECOMMEND WATCHING ALL OF THEM! Super cute opening, once again! Hanekawa is one of my favorites by far!! I’m so excited already for this new season! Yes! Yes!

Will I watch it? ()  I don’t even need to watch the first episode to tell you that I am going to watch this series. Seriously. I’m just so excited! Now…if only the movie would come ouuuttt! /whine/

All cosplayers have said this to someone, I'm sure
Genshiken Nidaime: Cowgirl? This appears to be an anime club! The President is an artist!!  Ah! This is the third season of Genshiken. AH yes, the BL has come out! I would fit into this circle very well! OH MY! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! BUT I LIKE IT!! Also, I love Sue, she is adorable without a doubt! Hee hee! Though, I feel like it would be better to watch the other seasons first. I LOVE SUE! She also likes the Monogatari series, wonderful. I APPROVE!

Will I watch it? () Not without watching the other seasons first! Though this does seem very slice of life, down to earth, and normal! There is a bit of otaku humor and the art style is different, a little more realistic looking I suppose.

This makes me laugh for some reason....
Ro-Kyu-Bu! SS: The season season of Ro-Kyu-Bu! (Which I’ve never seen) But it appears to be about girls who play basketball with brightly colored hair and adorable faces.  There is one lone bro in this whole opening XD These girls look too short and loli to be playing basketball, what is going on? Oh wait…is it because they are in elementary school, well that makes sense now. Though, that coach looks pretty young…dangerous! He is quite cute and he has a harem of adorable loli basketball players. Cute uniforms! Oh no, conflict already! The pressure of parents!

Will I watch it? ( ̄~ ̄;Uhm, probably not. It’s cute and all, but I don’t want to have to watch the first season and it seems like something I wouldn’t really watch. I don’t normally watch any sport animes.

Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya: A spin off of Fate/stay. I haven’t watched it though, so I don’t really know the characters at all. But I do believe that Illya is the main character in this. Looks pretty damn adorable, but I don’t really get what the main story line was about. The costumes are adorable. I want a super creepy talking waving magical stick that could turn me into a magical girl. I think bathroom scenes are like a staple in all animes. This is the creepiest magical wand/stick ever. Sibling love??! I like that! SHADY MAGICAL STICK!!! Why don’t crazy magical sticks fly in my window and ask me to be a magical girl? I’d so be like: “YES MAKE ME ONE!” hahaha yes!! “I won’t give this stick to anybody!” Best line ever. SERIOUSLY! Poor Illya-chan!! ;3; adorabrrrruuuuuuuuu!!! Don’t worry Illya-chan, I’m confused too.

Will I watch it? () You know…..I just might, but I don’t know. I don’t really understand what’s going on at all? I should probably, you know, watch fate/stay night first….and kinda…you know….learn about the story line….or something like that.

Kiniro Mosaic: A girl going to study home stay in Great Britain/England. Her host family has an adorable girl named Alice!! I WOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING IS I WAS WITH A HOST FAMILY I COULD TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW!!! I think it’s funny how they have the Japanese and English intertwined. The voice actors do a good job with the English, very nice! Okay. Well….it’s not THAT bad…I’ve heard much worse. Oh god, yes, this is so adorable I wanna just make them into pastries and gobble them up! CUTE!!!

Will I watch it? ()  I don’t know, it is super cute and seems a little better than the other slice of life ones I’ve seen so far. I like the minor culture differences they bring up a little bit.

This is all I could find on Tumblr....
Teekyuu 2: Holy god they are TALKING SO DAMN FAST IN THIS 2 MIN ANIME! The style is super simple too, not much depth or anything. I CANT KEEP WHAT WHAT?! !Jgosjfangjkangjndgjslngkjsnglesg!! PEA SHOOTING! CHILDREN?! SCREAMING! EYE LINE?!?!?Enjgnkjdgnajkgnajfqwionejkganfasnfaj
gnsdkjgnasljfnasjgnadkganjskf I CAN NOT DO THIS??! WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!

Will I watch it? ( _ ) Yehahhhhhhhh how abouttttt no. Nope no. I mean, I haven’t seen the first season either, but I don’t really think I have any desire to either…

Uchouten Kazoku: What is going on here? Tanuki? Tanuki turning into a person? Tengu too? Raccoon dogs so cool? Oh goodness me. The animation style reminds me of Sayanora Zetsubou-Sensei a bit, just the drawing style though. I could be wrong about that though. Things just blur together in my mind after watching so many animes. :I BOY RACCOON DOG IN A GIRL BODY? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL!! Oh his tail came out! CUTE LITTLE SHOUTA! Hmmmm , a girl, who is sly and cunning I see.

Will I watch it? ( ̄~ ̄;I don’t think so, though it seemed a bit interesting, I couldn’t really get into it. I’m not sure where things were going. It might be something I go back to later…..hmm I suppose it just depends.

SHIPPING IT!
Makai Ouji: DevilS and Realist: WHO MOST YAOI INTRO SCENE EVER! WHAT JOY DID I STUMBLE UPON?!?! Oh dear, another adorable shota  has appeared who leaves milk and cookies by his bed so faries with grant his wishes….imma die. OOPS! LOL OH MAN! MMMMMMMM BUTLER X YOUNG MASTER BL!!!???! LOLOLOLOLOL YES IS THIS MY DREAM ANIME??!!??!! AHHhHhhhHhhhhHHHHHHhhHh!!! KISS KISS DAMMIT WHY WON’T YOU ALL JUST KISS???!?!?! HUBER FUCK YEAH! /SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS/

Will I watch it? () FUCK YEAH I’M ALL ABOUT THIS!! SO MANY BOYS! SO MANY BOYS WITH BOYS! BOYS CALLING OUT FOR OTHER BOYS! AH! HOW MY HEART BEATS FOR THIS!

Blood Lad: I know what a vampire is, oh? Vampire? LOL OTAKU VAMPIRE! OH DEAR! A HUMAN WOMANNNNNN YOU SAY?!?!? I like this vampire guy, I wanna cosplay him right NOW! I need to order myself a damn black wig…..I have too many cosplay I wanna do. Boobies. Heh. STAZZZZZZ~~!!!!!!!!!!! C-CUTE! SO CUTE!!! OH DEAR!!! OH MY THAT’S NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING! I like this. I like.

Will I watch it? () Yes! I think I will! I like this take on vampires and I’m curious to see what will come of this one! Though it seems like something that will lack a lot of plot, it does seem funny! So I’m excited! After Overlord at Work! This seems like a great follow up! (Though I don’t think it will be as good as Overlord)

Fantasista Doll: Girl watching a horror movie, which seems really scary actually. A guy drops these cards with pictures of girls on them? Opening has revealed to me that this will be another magical girl anime. (Edit: KINDA WRONG ABOUT THAT) WAIT ARE THEY PLAYING A YU-GI-OH-ESQUE CARD GAME?!??! OH SNAP! SHE TOLD HIM! HE WAS JUST JELLY THAT YOU PLAYED BETTER CARD GAMES THAN HIM! MAGIC: TO GATHER! LOLOLOLOL CRAP I’M DYING! Whoa over exaggerating much? Someone just tapped you on the back, calm yourself woman! Oh my, card game player extraordinaire now has a card that sends out battle dolls? (kinda sorta) WITH ADORABLE OUTFITS! Hmmmm, this is certainly an interesting concept. O-Oh my. Here it is, trademark bath scene. OH  MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON NOW?! HOW DID HE> WHAT IS HE> JFBNJKANJLAFKNKJALNFM???!?!?!? HE WAS ON A FLAG POLE!? Oh dear goodness this anime.

Will I watch it? (・_・)  I don’t even know what to think after watching that episode.

Grade A plot right there....
High School DxD New: I remember watching (I think) one episode of the first season of this wayyyy back when. I’m nearly positive I didn’t like it too awful much. Anyways, this is the second season of High School DxD. (obvs) Nipples. The load screen image is just straight up boobs right in the face. Oh dear lord all mighty.  AM I WATCHING HENTAI RIGHT NOW?! I THINK I’M WATCHING A HENTAI!! I’m done. I’m done.

Will I watch it? (╭╮) I think that face explains it all, yes?  I had to bring out my ultimate no face again.

Hakkenden: Touhou Hakken Ibun Season 2: Disclaimer, I have not seen season 1. So from the little intro back story I am guessing this is about 8 guys, who each have a gem. This gem is a part of a princess that killed herself, and if all 8 guys with all 8 gems come together; then the princess will come back to life and grant a wish? Talking crow, well, singing crow and cute boy, flanked by two more cute boys. WHOA WHAT IS IN HIS HAND? IS THAT AN EYEBALL??!?! Oh!? Demon kitty? Oh crap, whoa, demon??? DEMONS? Well now, I’m sorta confused on how this all came to be.

Will I watch it? (・_・)  Nope. I probably would need to watch the first season before I tried to understand what was going on in this season. (Duh.) It looks like it might be a little interesting though, what with people turning into demons or something. The gems remind me of the dragon balls though XD.

Watamote: An unpopular girl. In her 3 years in middle school men have spoken to her…SIX TIMES! So basically an unpopular girl who likes playing dating sims. She’s becoming a high school girl! YaaHooooo!! Cool opening song! Is she insane or something? LOL DID SHE JUST REFERENCE GANTZ?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOL OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMING!! Where can I get that game for my Gameboy??!?!?! Intense internet search on how to be super kawaii desu so boys look at you. Her little brother is cute~!

Will I watch it? (・_・)  Well, it’s a bit outrageous to say the least. Like, very outrageous. Goodness me.

MONSTER HORSEEE!! (not really though)
Gin no Saji: Welcome to the department of dairy science! COWS!,We have a grade A complainer right here. Well, here we have an anime about students on a farm. Interesting, I wonder why he is at a farm school? Oh dear, this guy is having all the food ruined for him! XD LOL! Oh my gosh,  this kid is so funny, he does not belong! LOL THE GYM GUY LOOKS LIKE ALEX ARMSTRONG FROM FMA!!! They must be distantly related. This is so real life intense, but I like the characters so far!

Will I watch it? ()  It’s interesting despite being very slice of life. Maybe it’s because it’s an interesting topic, something I’ve never seen before. Food porn at it’s finest!! It’s one of the most unique slice of life high school animes.

Gatchaman Crowds: Interesting notebook, where words just show up, and something about a “target”? hmmm! Oh a sword. WHOA NOW,  what did he just like…pull out of her huge tits? Oh? I’m confused. They better explain this shit. MAGICAL NOTEBOOK. CREEPY COLORFUL BOX THINGGY! WHATTA?!? WHAATTT??! MECHA SUIT THING?! I like this silly little girl. Her suit is super cool/cute as well. Why is the Loli like half naked in the opening? LOL SO BAD AT KEEPING SECRET IDENTITIES!  Oh my god. O.D. I like him!! Paiman, oh gosh, creepy looking! Not cute! Well…not cure to me. Monobear is cuter! (Or maybe I have weird tastes) ALIENS!!

Will I watch it? (・_・)  Hmmmmm I like the animation style, but I don’t know how I feel about the storyline yet. I like the lead girl and the blonde boy is cute~. I can’t tell yet if I will like it or not, I suppose I’ll have to see how it goes.

Boobs don't work like that....
Choujigen Game Neptune: The animation: Online game, I’m assuming? WHOA BOOBIES NEARLY POPPING OUT THERE!! In all seriousness though, dresses like that seriously wouldn’t stay up on itself. Legit. Region leaders, signing a peace treaty to foster world development. I’m a bit confused on this….CPU? What is reality? Is this all in cyber space? I feel like I’m missing a lot of background information here to understand what in god’s name is going on here. Those monsters look too cute to be menacing at all. AH! AWKWARD MOMENT!

Will I watch it? ( ;)It doesn’t seem to be up my alley….and I’m still confused on what is going on here. I just don’t think I can do this one.

All in all, I think there are a lot of promising animes this season! I'm excited to see how they are going to turn out! Yay! IT'S SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME TO BE ALIVE~ YES! 

To watch list:
Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi
Brothers Conflict
Free!
Dangan Ronpa – The Animation
Love Lab
Monogatari Series: Second Season
Makai Ouji: DevilS and Realist
Blood Lad
Gin no Saji

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